What if they won't believe me,Now that things happen to be cleaner? The new Salvation Army helper,Knows only of the current state of things; Oh, two years of horrendous experiences,Indescribable imagery flashing before my mind's eye,All I can offer is examples,Struggling to form the sentencesβ¦How can you describe that? What if they won't believe me,Now … Continue reading House Of Horrors
Tag: Housemates
The Plods Come Marchingβ¦AGAIN!
Seriously, I have enough I'm dealing withβ¦with OCD, trying to accomplish things, and I was lying on my bed recovering from the stress of it all having finally managed to wash, whenβ¦ knock knock knock What the fuck. Knocking on my window again, seriously? I waitedβ¦ knock knock knock Checked my security camera feedβ¦black vests … Continue reading The Plods Come Marchingβ¦AGAIN!
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I Don’t Like The Drugs But The Drugs Like Me
Yesterday the thought occurred to me to go back meticulously through my security camera recordings from the several days before November 6th, as this was when my box of moving boxes (bought for me by the Salvation Army) was mysteriously stolen from the living room where I'd left it against the wall. It was a … Continue reading I Don’t Like The Drugs But The Drugs Like Me
Another Solution
The solutions which keep me going,Amidst an environment which makes no sense,And people whom defy explanation, Are a reflection of some amount of fortune for which I am glad,And my cast-iron will and indignation to make it through,Solving problems one by one,To survive and look back at this fucking place from safety. If you haven't … Continue reading Another Solution
Incidents In The Middle Of The Night
Ok, soβ¦I heard a knocking in the middle of the night, on my window once again,Was already tense because I'd stayed up to find out what happened in the F1 race, I was nervous about it because of a dangerous track, I'd really just wanted to check nobody died;Just finished watching it when I thought … Continue reading Incidents In The Middle Of The Night
Keeping It Together
I'm still waiting to hear from the court in response to my defence against the eviction. It's a bit unsettling to have not had a response yet as the 'hearing' date was Friday last week. It makes me anxious about somehow missing a letter they would send with the date that bailiffs will come round. … Continue reading Keeping It Together
Ding Dong
The infestation of housemates is being rooted out,All with an eviction deadline of 4th October, The stampiest housemate (replacement zombie) and partner are gone,At last,Carrying out chests in the middle of the nightβ¦ The second most stampy housemate (and the most arrogant and toxic),Has also left two weekends before,Just one remains (the one above me),Only … Continue reading Ding Dong
Come On
For the last few weeks my housemate has been having friends round (despite the lockdown restrictions meaning no indoor meetings!) and cramming into the living room next door to my room to work out together. The living room is a connecting room between the rest of the house and the kitchen/bathroom. There are 3 other … Continue reading Come On
Lockdown Breacher
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