I’m Adopting An Older Hamster

I got an instagram account just so I could follow Happy Hamsters UK. I have to grit my teeth whilst using it though. This brief delve into social media has revealed a far-progressed and sophisticated digital dystopia. Anyway here are some pictures of a hamster named Etta whom I've reserved! I noticed she kept being … Continue reading I’m Adopting An Older Hamster →

Hamster Enclosures

If you live in the UK could you please sign this petition to improve small animal enclosure standards, and try to share with 1 or 2 people? That's all that's required on average for exponential growth! Bacteria know it. I'm aware of the common skepticism around petitions! My view is that they do no harm … Continue reading Hamster Enclosures →

‘Hidden’ Genocides

It shouldn't take direct experienceTo understand the impactAnd realityOf underfunded services It shouldn't take direct experienceTo understand the horrorOf people waiting 12 hours in the dark and coldFor an ambulance It shouldn't take direct experienceTo understand the consequencesOf a dystopian welfare systemAnd under-supporting the disabled; Unfortunately it does, on the large scale;It's one of the … Continue reading ‘Hidden’ Genocides →

Breakdown Of The UK

It feels likeThe pandemic all over againThe start of proper winterAnd the country's shutting down It's the final end gameWhere sheer desperation drives the population to challengeThe immovable narcissistic mindset of the government; It's the same story—They go under the radar for so longScheming and manipulatingBut not enough people see it Until finally the majority … Continue reading Breakdown Of The UK →

Whomsoever Whensoever

OCD ritualsWith implied stateAre the worstThat's what's gripped me the last year and a half It stopped being funThere was no relief in writing about anythingBecause the state would remain 'imperfect'Regardless of what I did in-between And now I feel self-conscious againPeople reading what I writeCertain people whom I'd rather they not readAnd I don't … Continue reading Whomsoever Whensoever →

Striking For Equality

When they say that they can't afford the pay risesDon't believe them for a secondNot whilst so much corruption existsAnd the government is openly stealing billions each year; Strikes are a pushback against inequalityAnd terrible governanceAnd are in the interests of all of usNot just public sector workers; The idea that e.g. nurse pay rises … Continue reading Striking For Equality →

Tell Him Off!!

Mr Speaker he stole my pocket money and shared it out amongst his mates!! Mr Speaker during the first lockdown he breathed on me and said haha you've got covid!! Mr Speaker whenever I offer him a sweet he always grabs a handful, but never shares any in return! Mr Speaker…Mr Speaker…Mr Speaker I am … Continue reading Tell Him Off!! →

Horses For Courses For Farces

Left with time to spare and set out on the scooter— flat tyre. Shit shit shit, back inside, google a taxi company! Messaged the benefits advisor to tell him I was behind on time now, but got there in time anyway. Then he told me that he was very sorry but would have to leave … Continue reading Horses For Courses For Farces →

Feeling It

Today I feel…fermionI feel…bosonI feel…quantum-entangled with particles of all compositionsI feel…spooky action at a distanceI feel…multi-dimensional Grandad's off on one again! I feel…migrant workerI feel…I know what it's like. We need a new universe. 🌪

The Next Labour Government™

They only went and did itThe Next Labour Government™Invested so much money into our countryEnabled world-beating scientific breakthroughsThey've unleashed hell and created causal ambiguityThey've gone back in time and meddled in economicsInstigated the current recessionWhich will lead to our downfall in the next General Election landslide victoryFor themAll for themThey've broken the continuity of the … Continue reading The Next Labour Government™ →