Die, die, die to death!

Die, die, die to death!
Die, die, die to death!

Get up, smell the kaffe!ΒΉ

Sweep the kitchen floor,
Sweep the worktops,
Push the crap aside,
Wipe the worktops and sink,
Push the plug back in,

Sweep the bathroom floor,
Pick the hairs out of the broom,

Daily maintenance is done!

Mop the kitchen floor,
Mop the bathroom floor,
Clean the sink and toilet,
Clean the bath,
Clean the shower door for once,

Clean the cooker,

Ahhh… now I can breathe,
And begin the day!


Go to bed,
Wake up, smell the kaffe!

Sweep the kitchen floor,
Sweep the worktops,
Push the crap aside,
Wipe the worktops and sink,
Push the plug back in,

Sweep the bathroom floor,
Pick the hairs out of the broom,

Daily maintenance is done!

Put the bins out,
Come to midnight…

Damn, that noisy and messy housemate is cooking,
Go into hiding,
Come out of hiding…

Food on the floor,
Food on the worktop,
Cooker is all greasy…

Die, die, die to death!
Die, die, die to death!

This is why it’s a problem living here!
You cannot keep your head above diarrhoea…

ΒΉ Don’t judge me, I always use the Norwegian word internally in my head πŸ˜†. Decided not to filter. The thought, that is, not the kaffe.

πŸŒͺ

4 thoughts on “Die, die, die to death!

    1. In diarrhoea. Yup! 😨. It’s gunna be sooooo nice to have all that removed, eventually if ever.

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