I sometimes write creatively perhaps in a way which isn't always immediately obvious, especially when partially-inspired by personal experiences. I enjoy writing in first-person with a subtly-satirical style. Please read tags if unsure! I came out here for some peace and quietWhich was going just fine, untilThat Mr. Musk moved in next door Now even … Continue reading For. Fuck’s. Sake
Tag: Horror
Honorary Membership
We questioned why we'd need to be a part of their defence pact, when hitherto we'd known nothing of aliens. They convinced us that we were soon to cross a threshold of coming onto the radar of advanced civilisations across the galaxy (including the nefarious ones). To sweeten the deal they offered us something we … Continue reading Honorary Membership
House Of Horrors
What if they won't believe me,Now that things happen to be cleaner? The new Salvation Army helper,Knows only of the current state of things; Oh, two years of horrendous experiences,Indescribable imagery flashing before my mind's eye,All I can offer is examples,Struggling to form the sentencesβ¦How can you describe that? What if they won't believe me,Now … Continue reading House Of Horrors
Technical Service Bulletin: NON-OFFICIAL
Please be aware that in order to ensure compliance with the upcoming 5G switch-on, All carriers are advised to immediately switch over to the alternate frequency band for aircraft radio altimetry. βThe presence of 5G C-band interference can result in degraded deceleration performance, increased landing distance and runway excursionβ βThe presence of radio altimetry C-band … Continue reading Technical Service Bulletin: NON-OFFICIAL
Dismembering
I'mβ¦freaked out! I was checking my camera recordings just to see if the bin men came today (rather than just check the bin π), then randomly noticed there were tons of recordings this evening so looked at a couple to see what they wereβ just a lot of people walking or driving past today. I … Continue reading Dismembering
Cookie Dough
The assembly line whirred past,As the chief architect watched on,Delighted at seeing his own designs coming to fruition;Legs,Arms,Torsos,Like an orchestra at work in a beautiful composition; "Over here is where neural imprinting takes place,The templated patterns of behaviour are encoded", The chief architect motioned towards an assembly line moving considerably faster than the othersβ "And … Continue reading Cookie Dough
No More Words
It was funny how even now, not much had changed;Funny, terrifying, surreal,It would be hard to sum it up in words,Complex emotions we'd never expected to feel;All the same, at some fundamental level we'd remained blissfully, wilfully unaware,These final few months; As the sky began to blot out,The darkening, growing shadow falling across the upper … Continue reading No More Words
Summer Solutions
A spider is not a creature,It's an event, And when one happens,I lose several hours,It's disgusting; Insectrol insect killing spray does work, however,As does essential oil repellant, But it tried to move even after I stamped on it twice,I was absolutely horrified; I had to wait until daylight before I was bold enough to sweep … Continue reading Summer Solutions
Yesterday
I sat in my garden, looking around at the lovely plants,And thought to myselfβ Ahhh, watering can,A new watering can would be a good idea,There're too many plants now for the small one, And one of those little pop-up greenhouses,I could grow some tomatoes, And some new pots would be grand, the rhododendrons are getting … Continue reading Yesterday
Up On The Gallows: PART 2
Could you guys make room for a third up there?That's itβ¦shuffle along! (Can I just grab an extra stool, please? Thanks),Just plop yourself on thereβ¦that's it; Rightβ any last words!?Landlord, you firstβ¦ Iβ¦Iβ¦n-n-need to m-m-make a phone call! And who would you like to call? The c-c-council! Okβ¦it's ringing and on speakerβ¦ He's growing weed! … Continue reading Up On The Gallows: PART 2
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