Could you guys make room for a third up there?
That’s it…shuffle along!
(Can I just grab an extra stool, please? Thanks),
Just plop yourself on there…that’s it;
Right— any last words!?
Landlord, you first…
I…I…n-n-need to m-m-make a phone call!
And who would you like to call?
Ok…it’s ringing and on speaker…
He’s growing weed! He’s growing weeee—
Ok, next? Letting agent?
You owe us £42.15 a month AND you’re going to have to pay a lump sum service f—
And lastly, but by no means whatsoever leasty,
(No, actually least),
We have…Hetty Elliot’s boss!!
HETTY!? THE LAZY, WHINING B****!
HAS SHE FINISHED THE STOCK-TAKING YET?
TELL HER TO HURRY THE F—