Have You Reached The Bottom Yet?

It's all coming crumbling downAs it predictably always doesWhen narcissists and liars run out of roadHaving deceived and persuaded for so longThey've grown ever-more confidentThe excuses and explanations ever-more brazenNothing about it entertainingAnd you just wonder, how can they not predict itObserve others like themselves meeting their end gamesWelcome to cognitive dissonanceLack of self-accountabilityTotally detached, … Continue reading Have You Reached The Bottom Yet?

The Price Of Feudalism

There has never been a better advertFor abolishing the monarchyβ€” Funerals cancelledOperations cancelledCompetitive mourning andVirtue-signalling central Police arresting monarchy protestorsSubjects chanting "Long live the King"Companies espousing paid-for 'values'A media PR game for the overruling; All amidst a severe cost of greed crisisA convenient distraction?Meanwhile parliament takes a two-week holidayWhilst the unwashed masses get back to … Continue reading The Price Of Feudalism

Confidently Incorrect

Confidently incorrectWhyAre youConfidently incorrect I'm telling youMy rent account is +Β£157Your own screenshot is telling me thisStop looking at my deposit accountAnd refund me from the rent account πŸ˜† Confidently incorrectHow do I deal with oneWho isConfidently incorrect You're just asserting the same thingOver and over againBut you're not doing the calculationsRe-evaluating your beliefs You … Continue reading Confidently Incorrect

Parliament Leaks

Lots of drips on the back-benchesDissolve parliament! Damp members laying on the sob storyWet blankets piled on the floor Something in Parliament is rottenThe roof is caving inTrickle-down economics just isn't workingEven the chamber is crying Tory showerTaking the pissDeckchairs on the titanicSinking shipRatsRatsRats The drip, drip, drip of Cuntservative mis-management has officially became a … Continue reading Parliament Leaks

Badged In Dishonour

SUVs and Land Rovers in blackAre always the most aggressiveTwats Accelerating towards you for no reason at allImparting all that momentum to their precious tons of metal They expect you to move out of the way by defaultIn situations where you have right of wayAnd when you don't, you hold your lineThey're forced to dart … Continue reading Badged In Dishonour

Oven Of ’22

Bloody hellIt's hotThe great 'oven' of '22 I won't lieI've always found extreme weather excitingEven though obviously undesirable;I think we all feel that with things like thunderstorms But at least today you can't use the typical British qualifierOf unbearable humidity, making it hotter;The air's dry as a desert; Out of the sun, it's still bearableBut … Continue reading Oven Of ’22

Problem-Solving The Drain With Metacognition

I unblocked the drain! That's one of the issues fixed. I said I'd fixed it before but only temporarily it turned out. Running the new washing machine seemed to have blocked it up completely. When at the supermarket looking for more vinegar I came across 'drain cleaner'. See this is how my brain works. I … Continue reading Problem-Solving The Drain With Metacognition

‘Guilty’ Is Such A Loaded Term

Minister for schoolsDenies eating live babyOn Breakfast TV The government minister for schools has denied eating a live baby live on BBC Breakfast TV. Live, on Breakfast TVAn actual government ministerHas denied eating an actual live babyLiveOn Breakfast TV; We take accusations of this nature very seriouslyThe matter will be thoroughly investigated internally It is … Continue reading ‘Guilty’ Is Such A Loaded Term

Transitory

He watched the moonPass across its faceExisting freely in space for a moment, far above the Earth's surfaceHe saw another shot at life; But you let those forces perturb youSapping your energyDisrupting the firmamentThe noise and the confusion were just too much! The world was never good enoughMaybe a privileged fabricationFor the rich detritus of … Continue reading Transitory