Tag: Poem

#PunchAProtestor

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Mum I hath Foreseen!

Plebβ€”I've just returned from a time-like translationYou won't believe what you're about to get up to A what? Time travel, plebYou should see the state of you!You're about to jump onto that golden state carriageScreaming anti-royal slogansLike a lunatic…You know what this means, don't you? 😁 What? You are under arrestYou do not have to … Continue reading Mum I hath Foreseen! →

Because We Said So

Ouawww mayyte, you over thereConspicuous individuals!Yes, you!Can we have your rape alarms?You are under arrestOn suspicion of potentially thinking aboutPossibly maybeAt some point in the future should circumstances conspireOf helping a target womenYes that's a plural when it should be singularOn a night outSo hit the deckPut your arms behind your backWe don't support your … Continue reading Because We Said So →

Space To Be You

The International Committee on Human Mouth Noises Has sided with The UK's Labour Party Over plans to Place convicted slockers Into Low-Earth orbit; I wasn't going to vote Labour in the next General Election but this single issue might sway me. Under the plans Labour estimates Up to thirty percent Of the UK's population Could … Continue reading Space To Be You →

Sensory Cataclysm

A universe rendedSpherical shockwave of disturbance roaring outwardSide-effects propagating at the speed of sound and lightSecondary rips in the fabric of eveningAt gradually reducing amplitudesYet no less cataclysmic as the motorbike rounds distant corners and the prick riding it recedes into the far distanceAnd only thenCan it no longer be heardBut the anticipation, frustration and … Continue reading Sensory Cataclysm →

Fitting In

My uncle was a dyed-in-the-wool fascist Oh good Good what? That he died in the war. In any way shape or formI’m no way snake nor fawnEach and every one of usTo all intents and purposes(and those in tents and porpoises)Complete and utter disregardIt beggars sheer beliefThisDyed in the woolDied in the wallCard carryingCertain segment … Continue reading Fitting In →

(Un)Welcome To The Hotel United Kingdom

We will ensureThat not just anybodyWill be allowed entryInto the United Kingdom's Modern Slavery System; Indeed, anybody whom happens to beSex-trafficked here illegallyWill not be allowed the same rights as UK slavesFor UK slaves are afforded more rights than any other slavesInThe world; Moreover, those would-be slavesCrossing in their billions in make-shift boatsWhom do not … Continue reading (Un)Welcome To The Hotel United Kingdom →

‘Hidden’ Genocides

It shouldn't take direct experienceTo understand the impactAnd realityOf underfunded services It shouldn't take direct experienceTo understand the horrorOf people waiting 12 hours in the dark and coldFor an ambulance It shouldn't take direct experienceTo understand the consequencesOf a dystopian welfare systemAnd under-supporting the disabled; Unfortunately it does, on the large scale;It's one of the … Continue reading ‘Hidden’ Genocides →

Breakdown Of The UK

It feels likeThe pandemic all over againThe start of proper winterAnd the country's shutting down It's the final end gameWhere sheer desperation drives the population to challengeThe immovable narcissistic mindset of the government; It's the same storyβ€”They go under the radar for so longScheming and manipulatingBut not enough people see it Until finally the majority … Continue reading Breakdown Of The UK →