In some several thousands of years from nowβ¦
A grave will be unearthed,
A time capsule into ages past re-opened,
The body of a prehistoric man revealed;
It will be shown that burial practices in the 21st centuryβ¦
In some parts of the world,
Dictated that human corpses be buried in the phone position,
Stiffened limbs locked into place grasping the latest phone of the decedent,
The haunting expression drawn, cheeks sagging, eyes empty,
A moment frozen in time,
Revealing every bit of human emotion in death as in lifeβ
Phone face;
It will join the list of legendary human remains:
Lucy,
Γtzi,
Piltdown man,
Smartphone man;
Only one of those is a hoax.
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On Γtzi we have a question of boundaries… π
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“After it was discovered on September 19, 1991, both Austria and Italy laid claim to Γtzi. Official measurements finally revealed that he was found 92.56 meters (303.67 feet) behind the border – on Italy’s side”
LOL. The javelin world record is 98.48 metres. A spear’s throw away from Austria! He is a man of culture.
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Γtzi was a great… I became fond of him. Some things you won’t find written down are: in Italy we developed a very expensive room and Austria didn’t want to spend so much… the body would have been ruined until it crumbled; here in Italy it happens to go to a supermarket and find Γtzi tattooed on the cashier’s forearm π
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No way!!! People have him tattooed!? I imagine with those people you can have interesting conversations π
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absolutely yes! even while reading the barcode of the apple package! π
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π€£π€£π€£ I am dying!
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Awkward turn of phrase there. Have your phone in hand, we’ll make sure to bury you in the appropriate posture :). You can scroll twitter in the afterlife.
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In hell they probably scroll Reddit.
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Hahaha!
Heaven’s getting a bit like that these days too thoughβ¦π
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