Hamster Enclosures

If you live in the UK could you please sign this petition to improve small animal enclosure standards, and try to share with 1 or 2 people? That's all that's required on average for exponential growth! Bacteria know it. I'm aware of the common skepticism around petitions! My view is that they do no harm … Continue reading Hamster Enclosures →

We Have No Healthcare

I just don't understand how we're not protesting on a large scale here at the moment. Even for the usually-apathetic UK population this is surprising. I think a lot of people buy into the talk of protest having been made illegal last year, and just going along with that as something that's happened now, another … Continue reading We Have No Healthcare →

Breakdown Of The UK

It feels likeThe pandemic all over againThe start of proper winterAnd the country's shutting down It's the final end gameWhere sheer desperation drives the population to challengeThe immovable narcissistic mindset of the government; It's the same story—They go under the radar for so longScheming and manipulatingBut not enough people see it Until finally the majority … Continue reading Breakdown Of The UK →

They Have Decided

I have finally 'won' and had a benefits decision go in my favour. The very language of 'winning' and 'losing' comes naturally throughout these processes yet is very telling and is very fucked. Of course, they weaselled out of the back-payment when I didn't even know that that was 'optional'. Thus the state suffers absolutely … Continue reading They Have Decided →

Striking For Equality

When they say that they can't afford the pay risesDon't believe them for a secondNot whilst so much corruption existsAnd the government is openly stealing billions each year; Strikes are a pushback against inequalityAnd terrible governanceAnd are in the interests of all of usNot just public sector workers; The idea that e.g. nurse pay rises … Continue reading Striking For Equality →

Pitfalls And Costs Of Immobility

Two years…it's taken two years to get a front puncture on my scooter. I've been waiting for it so I have an opportunity to replace the tyre itself as well as the inner tube. These electric scooter inner tubes all have valves which are angled so that they're accessible from the side, since the wheels … Continue reading Pitfalls And Costs Of Immobility →

Everyone’s Everyman’s Everything Equally

Everyonce in a while I came across that. Apparently everyword was amenable to becoming conjoined with every. Unintelligible gibberish littered the literary landscape, words naturally drawn to everysegments like opposite magnetic poles and complementary molecules, this primordial alphabet soup channelled through sluice pipes into literal reservoirs and everyhome. It was inevitable…everything drawn to everyRobin, even … Continue reading Everyone’s Everyman’s Everything Equally →

Tell Him Off!!

Mr Speaker he stole my pocket money and shared it out amongst his mates!! Mr Speaker during the first lockdown he breathed on me and said haha you've got covid!! Mr Speaker whenever I offer him a sweet he always grabs a handful, but never shares any in return! Mr Speaker…Mr Speaker…Mr Speaker I am … Continue reading Tell Him Off!! →

At A Crosswords (Part 2)

I started with doing the Private Eye prize crossword (every 2 weeks) which gives a single £100 prize for each crossword. I used a couple of the older ones to practice with, then used online crossword tools to help solve the current ones. Even with the online tools it still took me until the 4th … Continue reading At A Crosswords (Part 2) →

Fight Response

Whenever the benefits advisor warns me that the Work Capability Assessment process might take ages— e.g. getting the Jobcentre work coach to actually arrange one, then getting a form, then getting an assessment date, then finally getting a decision— I always respond that it's fine with me, and I don't mind, because it's 'extra time'. … Continue reading Fight Response →