Contact With A Psychologist

Well it was definitely the right way to go, what I outlined about just making contact with a service which seems actually suitable to begin with. I found a psychology place (what do you call it?) nearby, which has a large team of psychologists. Some of them mention OCD in their profiles, and a few … Continue reading Contact With A Psychologist

Pillage The Villagers

"What's so funny?" "Oh…I've just read a witness account about how the nation's mentally ill "formed an orderly ten-mile queue through London's streets to see the Queen's coffin lying in state" …as if it were but a physical representation of the state of the NHS waiting list for mental health treatment…a living monument, a window … Continue reading Pillage The Villagers

Radioisotope Queen

"I've been reading these old-time history books about Queen Elizabeth II's reign, they're fascinating. The mass psychosisβ€”" "Oh yeah, which reign?" "…Which reign?" "Yeahβ€” first or second reign?" "I don't think he knows about second reign…" "Well, after five years of King Charles III, everyone just kind of thoughtβ€” can't we have the Queen back? … Continue reading Radioisotope Queen

The Price Of Feudalism

There has never been a better advertFor abolishing the monarchyβ€” Funerals cancelledOperations cancelledCompetitive mourning andVirtue-signalling central Police arresting monarchy protestorsSubjects chanting "Long live the King"Companies espousing paid-for 'values'A media PR game for the overruling; All amidst a severe cost of greed crisisA convenient distraction?Meanwhile parliament takes a two-week holidayWhilst the unwashed masses get back to … Continue reading The Price Of Feudalism

Confidently Incorrect

Confidently incorrectWhyAre youConfidently incorrect I'm telling youMy rent account is +Β£157Your own screenshot is telling me thisStop looking at my deposit accountAnd refund me from the rent account πŸ˜† Confidently incorrectHow do I deal with oneWho isConfidently incorrect You're just asserting the same thingOver and over againBut you're not doing the calculationsRe-evaluating your beliefs You … Continue reading Confidently Incorrect

The Children Condemned

Oh dearOh dearWould you look at that?Your grades are not up to the markWoe betideI'm sorry, sonI just…wish you could've been like your sisterWe're going to have to refer you to the disciplinary board; The condemned assembled before us todayYou are lined up in order of gradesAnd we'll proceed from highest to lowestThis is in … Continue reading The Children Condemned

Parliament Leaks

Lots of drips on the back-benchesDissolve parliament! Damp members laying on the sob storyWet blankets piled on the floor Something in Parliament is rottenThe roof is caving inTrickle-down economics just isn't workingEven the chamber is crying Tory showerTaking the pissDeckchairs on the titanicSinking shipRatsRatsRats The drip, drip, drip of Cuntservative mis-management has officially became a … Continue reading Parliament Leaks

Badged In Dishonour

SUVs and Land Rovers in blackAre always the most aggressiveTwats Accelerating towards you for no reason at allImparting all that momentum to their precious tons of metal They expect you to move out of the way by defaultIn situations where you have right of wayAnd when you don't, you hold your lineThey're forced to dart … Continue reading Badged In Dishonour