It's 2023 and the Conservatives have just been destroyed in a snap election with Labour being bound drugged dragged kicking and screaming into the void implementing Proportional Representation in a coalition pact with the Lib Dems Sir Kier Starmer is in tatters as Sir Ed Davey takes a JCB to Sir Kier's pride Five years … Continue reading Fever Dreams
I Am Laughing
Well, since I live alone and don't have any friends interested in Eurovision, going online was the only way I could find other peoples' reactions to the result. I can say that the whole thing is way more fun not knowing any public reactions! Nor reading the musical opinions of the terminally-online and overly-obssessed! I … Continue reading I Am Laughing
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Mum I hath Foreseen!
Pleb—I've just returned from a time-like translationYou won't believe what you're about to get up to A what? Time travel, plebYou should see the state of you!You're about to jump onto that golden state carriageScreaming anti-royal slogansLike a lunatic…You know what this means, don't you? 😁 What? You are under arrestYou do not have to … Continue reading Mum I hath Foreseen!
Weird Eurovision Experience
Last night's Eurovision semi-final was the first Eurovision show I've watched in about 20 years. I've been listening to some of the entrants' songs through youtube for a month already, so I was familiar with the skills and production quality of the various artists, including many of their great live performances. I had to give … Continue reading Weird Eurovision Experience
My Eurovision Top 3 Lol
I've got into the Eurovision song contest this year. I always thought it was a great celebration of European (plus Australian) democracy and freedom of expression and creativity, and exposure to different cultures and languages. But the UK didn't take it seriously until recently which put me off. Not that I like this year's entry … Continue reading My Eurovision Top 3 Lol
Suspicion of Conspiracy To Cause Public Nuisance
Yesterday I became a fervent anti-monarchist. Until yesterday I was happy to let the monarchy fade into irrelevance. It's obvious that Commonwealth countries are soon going to want to ditch it (I think within 5-10 years). It makes no sense at all for them to not separate from the British monarchy. This week the government … Continue reading Suspicion of Conspiracy To Cause Public Nuisance
Croûton Is Still Cute
I'm making a push to connect with people again, I've been stuck for quite a while. I was very successfully connecting with people in 2019-2020, but 2021-2022 really wore me down. Self-sabotage and anxiety keep getting in the way of attending in-person meet-up groups, but I was overlooking the lower barrier to entry of blogging, … Continue reading Croûton Is Still Cute
My uncle was a dyed-in-the-wool fascist Oh good Good what? That he died in the war. In any way shape or formI’m no way snake nor fawnEach and every one of usTo all intents and purposes(and those in tents and porpoises)Complete and utter disregardIt beggars sheer beliefThisDyed in the woolDied in the wallCard carryingCertain segment … Continue reading Fitting In
This Is What Fascism Looks Like
Our government is demonstrating the early/mid stages of a totalitarian government. That disability benefit which took me years to get, alongside failing those dehumanising Personal Independent Payment assessments, keeping me in poverty and helpless (and most importantly hopeless) but for the financial help of family members? Well, with the government's budget announcement today that benefit … Continue reading This Is What Fascism Looks Like
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