Baa Baa Black Sheep

Baa baa black sheep,
Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full,

I’ll take all of it!

But, sir…
One’s for the Masterโ€”

I don’t fucking care,
I need something to wipe my arse with!
And I’ll take your coat too!

Image parย Amarpreet Singhย deย Pixabayย 


22 thoughts on “Baa Baa Black Sheep

    1. Looool thank you!! ๐Ÿคฃ. I just knew I had to take my previous poem as a challenge, lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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    1. Actually – I think I read this the wrong way. I think I thought the master was taking everything – which is ‘sad, but true’.

      But I think it’s actually taking from the master – which I thoroughly approve of! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ค

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      1. I think yer thinkin’ aboot it too much! ๐Ÿคฃ

        It’s a selfish shopper buying all the wool ๐Ÿ˜, but yes, also taking from the master is good! Lol. For me the master bit wasn’t significant, it was just what came next in the song. I needed something to be interrupted by the selfish shopper, lol.

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      2. Hahahahaha! ๐Ÿคฃ. Watch some more Limmy, that’ll sort yer hid oot!

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      3. Actually no it was significant, in that the shopper’s also depriving somebody else of arse-wool ๐Ÿคฃ, but not in the sense that it happened to be the Master lol.

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      4. Look at us, analysing literature as if we’re back at school! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฎ

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    1. Hahahaha! So glad I could make you laugh! ๐Ÿ˜. Good morning! I’ve been up all ‘night’ making jokes lol. I’m going to bed now lol.

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