Croûton’s Got Her Cute On 🐹

Little Croûton is so cuteEe eye ee eye ohWith a sniff-sniff here and a sniff-sniff thereHere a sniffThere a sniffEverywhere a cute sniffLittle Croûton is so cuteEe eye ee eye oh! https://player.vimeo.com/video/803470612?h=9a63c62ed7 Also I was looking through Happy Hamsters' Instagram and found this older picture of Croûton. So she does like certain hoomans! 😤 Look … Continue reading Croûton’s Got Her Cute On 🐹

Prime Minischnau

Elle va dans les annales de l'histoireEt dans l'histoire des animauxComme la première chienne schnauzer naine femelleQui a atteinte la position de Prime MinischnauEt servi pour deux termes célèbres et mémorables. She goes down in the annals of historyAnd in the history of animalsAs the first female mini schnauzer dogTo have reached the position of … Continue reading Prime Minischnau

Why You So Small!? 🐕‍🦺

Little MistyWhat are you doingBeing so small? I can't believe she was so smallWhenever I went to visit herShe was smaller than the last time I guess up-closeShe looked bigger whilst nosing herNosing her endlesslyOn her little black nose Why was she so small?Wagging her tail and flapping her earsSquealing in excitementTo see her "favourite" … Continue reading Why You So Small!? 🐕‍🦺

Through The Gates Of Hell

When they are marched through the gates of Hell…Down into the deepest recesses of nothingness like some terminal mystery tour they didn't volunteer for,With the Earth they once knew so, so far above…so out of reach,I wonder if they'll regret it?I wonder if they'll look back over their shoulder, and think— Damn, maybe I was … Continue reading Through The Gates Of Hell