Mr Speaker he stole my pocket money and shared it out amongst his mates!! Mr Speaker during the first lockdown he breathed on me and said haha you've got covid!! Mr Speaker whenever I offer him a sweet he always grabs a handful, but never shares any in return! Mr Speakerβ¦Mr Speakerβ¦Mr Speaker I am … Continue reading Tell Him Off!!
Tag: Silly
Feeling It
Today I feelβ¦fermionI feelβ¦bosonI feelβ¦quantum-entangled with particles of all compositionsI feelβ¦spooky action at a distanceI feelβ¦multi-dimensional Grandad's off on one again! I feelβ¦migrant workerI feelβ¦I know what it's like. We need a new universe. πͺ
Prime Minischnau
Elle va dans les annales de l'histoireEt dans l'histoire des animauxComme la premiΓ¨re chienne schnauzer naine femelleQui a atteinte la position de Prime MinischnauEt servi pour deux termes cΓ©lΓ¨bres et mΓ©morables. She goes down in the annals of historyAnd in the history of animalsAs the first female mini schnauzer dogTo have reached the position of … Continue reading Prime Minischnau
Smol Dog
Smol, smol, smol smol dog smol,Smol, smol, smol smol dog smol,Smol, smol, smol smol dog smolβ¦ I found a dog who's even smoller! πͺ
Her Legacy Is Cuteness
Leeeetle MeeesteeeI want to kiss her on the noseBut I can'tCos she ded π But her cuteness remains in my brainSending me oxytocins from beyond the brane She knew what she was doingThe little bitch (what it's not swearing!)Over-the-topCuteness overloadHow powerful her allure. Now scratch my belly! π I am sure that the ghost of … Continue reading Her Legacy Is Cuteness
Sherlock Hamster
My bro got a new hamster named Sherlock. He's already a character π: https://vimeo.com/739891371 πͺ
Why You So Small!? πβπ¦Ί
Little MistyWhat are you doingBeing so small? I can't believe she was so smallWhenever I went to visit herShe was smaller than the last time I guess up-closeShe looked bigger whilst nosing herNosing her endlesslyOn her little black nose Why was she so small?Wagging her tail and flapping her earsSquealing in excitementTo see her "favourite" … Continue reading Why You So Small!? πβπ¦Ί
Through The Gates Of Hell
When they are marched through the gates of Hellβ¦Down into the deepest recesses of nothingness like some terminal mystery tour they didn't volunteer for,With the Earth they once knew so, so far aboveβ¦so out of reach,I wonder if they'll regret it?I wonder if they'll look back over their shoulder, and thinkβ Damn, maybe I was … Continue reading Through The Gates Of Hell
Fort Plante
(Vampires at the bottom = landlords & letting agents trying to get in π) πͺ
Sadomachoism
How am I the first to invent this word or at least to type it intentionally on the internet? Only 963 search results, all of them porn; Make of that what you will about how it reflects on literacy standards in the porn industry; But, in fact sadomachoism is an apt word for the concept … Continue reading Sadomachoism
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