Cynicism Central

Captain's children Constructed cuddly caricature Curating carefully Conceived consultancy companies Copiously collected charitable commoners' cash Charities channelled contributions… Cynically compensating Concealed cause; Custard creams Cuban cigars Cashing crisp cheques Combibing champagne Chuffed-up chunder-chuggers, celebrated characters Comely countryphiles 'Came Classist coprolites;  'Course, carelessly contracted covid… churlish charade completed Classic capitalism Ceased Caring πŸ₯². πŸŒͺ