How To Talk Like A Politician

Get a pen, some paper and some scissors,Cut the paper into small strips,Write the following words and phrases on the paper strips:β€”Legislationβ€”Cast-iron gauranteesβ€”The general publicβ€”Ordinary people (thanks)β€”Theβ€”NHS...Put all of the strips into a hat,Mix them around,Select five at random,Eat them,Take some laxatives,Wait a few hours... That's how you talk like a politician. What! It is!! … Continue reading How To Talk Like A Politician