Breakdown Of The UK

It feels likeThe pandemic all over againThe start of proper winterAnd the country's shutting down It's the final end gameWhere sheer desperation drives the population to challengeThe immovable narcissistic mindset of the government; It's the same story—They go under the radar for so longScheming and manipulatingBut not enough people see it Until finally the majority … Continue reading Breakdown Of The UK →

Whomsoever Whensoever

OCD ritualsWith implied stateAre the worstThat's what's gripped me the last year and a half It stopped being funThere was no relief in writing about anythingBecause the state would remain 'imperfect'Regardless of what I did in-between And now I feel self-conscious againPeople reading what I writeCertain people whom I'd rather they not readAnd I don't … Continue reading Whomsoever Whensoever →

Striking For Equality

When they say that they can't afford the pay risesDon't believe them for a secondNot whilst so much corruption existsAnd the government is openly stealing billions each year; Strikes are a pushback against inequalityAnd terrible governanceAnd are in the interests of all of usNot just public sector workers; The idea that e.g. nurse pay rises … Continue reading Striking For Equality →

Tell Him Off!!

Mr Speaker he stole my pocket money and shared it out amongst his mates!! Mr Speaker during the first lockdown he breathed on me and said haha you've got covid!! Mr Speaker whenever I offer him a sweet he always grabs a handful, but never shares any in return! Mr Speaker…Mr Speaker…Mr Speaker I am … Continue reading Tell Him Off!! →

Feeling It

Today I feel…fermionI feel…bosonI feel…quantum-entangled with particles of all compositionsI feel…spooky action at a distanceI feel…multi-dimensional Grandad's off on one again! I feel…migrant workerI feel…I know what it's like. We need a new universe. 🌪

The Next Labour Government™

They only went and did itThe Next Labour Government™Invested so much money into our countryEnabled world-beating scientific breakthroughsThey've unleashed hell and created causal ambiguityThey've gone back in time and meddled in economicsInstigated the current recessionWhich will lead to our downfall in the next General Election landslide victoryFor themAll for themThey've broken the continuity of the … Continue reading The Next Labour Government™ →

Prime Minischnau

Elle va dans les annales de l'histoireEt dans l'histoire des animauxComme la première chienne schnauzer naine femelleQui a atteinte la position de Prime MinischnauEt servi pour deux termes célèbres et mémorables. She goes down in the annals of historyAnd in the history of animalsAs the first female mini schnauzer dogTo have reached the position of … Continue reading Prime Minischnau →

Smol Dog

Smol, smol, smol smol dog smol,Smol, smol, smol smol dog smol,Smol, smol, smol smol dog smol… I found a dog who's even smoller! 🌪

Her Legacy Is Cuteness

Leeeetle MeeesteeeI want to kiss her on the noseBut I can'tCos she ded 😭 But her cuteness remains in my brainSending me oxytocins from beyond the brane She knew what she was doingThe little bitch (what it's not swearing!)Over-the-topCuteness overloadHow powerful her allure. Now scratch my belly! 😒 I am sure that the ghost of … Continue reading Her Legacy Is Cuteness →

Have You Reached The Bottom Yet?

It's all coming crumbling downAs it predictably always doesWhen narcissists and liars run out of roadHaving deceived and persuaded for so longThey've grown ever-more confidentThe excuses and explanations ever-more brazenNothing about it entertainingAnd you just wonder, how can they not predict itObserve others like themselves meeting their end gamesWelcome to cognitive dissonanceLack of self-accountabilityTotally detached, … Continue reading Have You Reached The Bottom Yet? →