21st Century Monster

You're not quite human…UnlessYou've got a pair of white teardrops protruding from your lobes 🀣🀣🀣. https://giphy.com/gifs/CBSAllAccess-cbs-all-access-joe-keery-no-activity-MCXcECI60zPtNk8Ddf https://giphy.com/gifs/Wengie-rich-airpods-wengie-RihLaSIpKbDUBxwkjT https://giphy.com/gifs/super-junior-ryeowook-clap-JQwK9ro1KPXkqfng0h https://giphy.com/gifs/gifitup-europeana-etnografiska-museet-renate-stopniece-eN4xhubH2MyN8aeSVH https://giphy.com/gifs/theoffice-the-office-tv-customer-survey-ayU47CeLebMlkJNxmv πŸŒͺ

The Four-Headed Monster

It's got foouur heads!Why has it got four heads!!? 😫Grandad!? I'm scared! It's the four-headed monster…Of Devil's Homestead! The wat? Legend has it that four monsters,(Each representing one of the fundamental terrors of humankind),Merged into one ultimately hideous, abominable creature,But,Nobody has ever seen it,And lived to tell the tale… Oh my shitβ€” Yes,Oh my fucking … Continue reading The Four-Headed Monster

Could Monsters Die

This is not a question,Despite how it may at first seem, But a statementβ€”'Could Monsters' die!! Oh, I could've done this,I could've done that,Oh, I feel like such a twat!That's because I'm being a twat! All Could Monsters everywhere in the world,Unite as one…And fucking diiiiieeee!!You egotistical bastards! Could Monster was inspired by Ashley Leia's … Continue reading Could Monsters Die