Tag: Monarchy

Suspicion of Conspiracy To Cause Public Nuisance

Yesterday I became a fervent anti-monarchist. Until yesterday I was happy to let the monarchy fade into irrelevance. It's obvious that Commonwealth countries are soon going to want to ditch it (I think within 5-10 years). It makes no sense at all for them to not separate from the British monarchy. This week the government … Continue reading Suspicion of Conspiracy To Cause Public Nuisance →

Pillage The Villagers

"What's so funny?" "Oh…I've just read a witness account about how the nation's mentally ill "formed an orderly ten-mile queue through London's streets to see the Queen's coffin lying in state" …as if it were but a physical representation of the state of the NHS waiting list for mental health treatment…a living monument, a window … Continue reading Pillage The Villagers →

Radioisotope Queen

"I've been reading these old-time history books about Queen Elizabeth II's reign, they're fascinating. The mass psychosisβ€”" "Oh yeah, which reign?" "…Which reign?" "Yeahβ€” first or second reign?" "I don't think he knows about second reign…" "Well, after five years of King Charles III, everyone just kind of thoughtβ€” can't we have the Queen back? … Continue reading Radioisotope Queen →

The Price Of Feudalism

There has never been a better advertFor abolishing the monarchyβ€” Funerals cancelledOperations cancelledCompetitive mourning andVirtue-signalling central Police arresting monarchy protestorsSubjects chanting "Long live the King"Companies espousing paid-for 'values'A media PR game for the overruling; All amidst a severe cost of greed crisisA convenient distraction?Meanwhile parliament takes a two-week holidayWhilst the unwashed masses get back to … Continue reading The Price Of Feudalism →

Twelve Parties

Or ten or thirteen depending on who's counting; Stop the count!Stop the cunt; But…but wouldn't they all have to resign!? As they should,And should have done years ago,For the multitudes of examples of exactly the same thing, So don't be fooled, there's nothing remarkable,It is, however, more visible,And fun to see them squirm,(Though also genuinely … Continue reading Twelve Parties →