Why You So Small!? πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

Little MistyWhat are you doingBeing so small? I can't believe she was so smallWhenever I went to visit herShe was smaller than the last time I guess up-closeShe looked bigger whilst nosing herNosing her endlesslyOn her little black nose Why was she so small?Wagging her tail and flapping her earsSquealing in excitementTo see her "favourite" … Continue reading Why You So Small!? πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

Special Cuteness Of Misty πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

You naughty dog you're too cute,You're not allowed to be that cute,There's a universal limit to cuteness, Like the speed of light,The cuteness of Mistyℒ️, If you spend too long near to the cuteness of Misty relative to an inertial cuteness frame,Once you return to the reference frame of the observer,Everything will be all ugly … Continue reading Special Cuteness Of Misty πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

Dwarf Planet Misty πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

Pluto is the Misty of the solar systemβ€” It's small and cute and fluffy with its soft atmosphere and mountains,It's a miniature version of a bigger thing,And it's already named after a dog. PETITION TO RENAME PLUTO TO MISTY! β€”Misty is the Pluto of the dogosphere. (Just don't call her a dwarf dog πŸ€ͺ). The … Continue reading Dwarf Planet Misty πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

Misty Was A Little Doggy… πŸ•

Misty was a little doggy,Misty was her name,Last time I weighed her…She was eight kilograms!I said "Mistyβ€”What have you done?" I've eaten my paw! Naughty, naughty Misty! Misty was a little doggy,Misty was her name,Last time I weighed her…She was ten kilograms!I said "Mistyβ€”What have you done?" I've eaten my leg! Naughty, naughty Misty! Misty … Continue reading Misty Was A Little Doggy… πŸ•