Why You So Small!? 🐕‍🦺

Little MistyWhat are you doingBeing so small? I can't believe she was so smallWhenever I went to visit herShe was smaller than the last time I guess up-closeShe looked bigger whilst nosing herNosing her endlesslyOn her little black nose Why was she so small?Wagging her tail and flapping her earsSquealing in excitementTo see her "favourite" … Continue reading Why You So Small!? 🐕‍🦺 →

And He Let Her In 🐕‍🦺

You're a little MistyAnd you're so wriggly Up there in heavenHaving your belly scratchedBy the hand of God; She barked once, at the gateAnd someone said"Can you let Misty in?"And God himself opened the gatesAnd let the Misty in. 🌪

Update

Sorry for anyone who was waiting expectantly for the PIP tribunal result! I did in fact receive the letter on Friday, however at exactly the same time as I received it my little bro messaged saying he needed to tell me something. I phoned him up and he told me that Misty had died 😩. … Continue reading Update →

Special Cuteness Of Misty 🐕‍🦺

You naughty dog you're too cute,You're not allowed to be that cute,There's a universal limit to cuteness, Like the speed of light,The cuteness of Misty™️, If you spend too long near to the cuteness of Misty relative to an inertial cuteness frame,Once you return to the reference frame of the observer,Everything will be all ugly … Continue reading Special Cuteness Of Misty 🐕‍🦺 →

Dwarf Planet Misty 🐕‍🦺

Pluto is the Misty of the solar system— It's small and cute and fluffy with its soft atmosphere and mountains,It's a miniature version of a bigger thing,And it's already named after a dog. PETITION TO RENAME PLUTO TO MISTY! —Misty is the Pluto of the dogosphere. (Just don't call her a dwarf dog 🤪). The … Continue reading Dwarf Planet Misty 🐕‍🦺 →

Meeeesteeeeee!!! 🐕‍🦺

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Searching For Misty 🐕

I've got them all into Google Photos,Now I can search…Search for 'Misty'! …Wait,'Dog'! …Wrong dog(s)!!…There she is! Wat you playing at?? She's so naughty! 😍 There isn't a shortage, right? 🌪

The Precambrian Mistysplosion 🐕

Misty,You little dog! You little creature,You little mammal, You little vertebrate,You little tetrapod, You little eukaryote,You little prokaryote, You little cell,You little RNA, You little life! You.Are.Little.And.Cute! Dog shown to scale next to 30cm ruler 🌪

Little Leggy Doggy 🐕

She's a little leggy dog-gy,She's a little leggy dog, She's a little leggy dog-gy,She's a little leggy DOG! https://vimeo.com/447600267 🌪

Misty Was A Little Doggy… 🐕

Misty was a little doggy,Misty was her name,Last time I weighed her…She was eight kilograms!I said "Misty—What have you done?" I've eaten my paw! Naughty, naughty Misty! Misty was a little doggy,Misty was her name,Last time I weighed her…She was ten kilograms!I said "Misty—What have you done?" I've eaten my leg! Naughty, naughty Misty! Misty … Continue reading Misty Was A Little Doggy… 🐕 →