Mum I hath Foreseen!

Pleb—I've just returned from a time-like translationYou won't believe what you're about to get up to A what? Time travel, plebYou should see the state of you!You're about to jump onto that golden state carriageScreaming anti-royal slogansLike a lunatic…You know what this means, don't you? 😁 What? You are under arrestYou do not have to … Continue reading Mum I hath Foreseen! →

Because We Said So

Ouawww mayyte, you over thereConspicuous individuals!Yes, you!Can we have your rape alarms?You are under arrestOn suspicion of potentially thinking aboutPossibly maybeAt some point in the future should circumstances conspireOf helping a target womenYes that's a plural when it should be singularOn a night outSo hit the deckPut your arms behind your backWe don't support your … Continue reading Because We Said So →

Conclusion To The Eviction Saga

I had my third and final court hearing today, to see if the court would decide in favour of the landlord or me. Well as expected they did decide in favour of the landlord eventually, although the judge himself said it was marginal! He was by far the fairest and light-hearted of all the judges, … Continue reading Conclusion To The Eviction Saga →

Licensed To Party

What a fascinating spectacle…How to define in lawA social occasion? Can you defend your gatheringWas it a partyWas it a dinnerWas it a work meetingDid you play Hungry Hippos? When does a meetingBecome a partyAnd when does a partyBecome a meetingTherein lies the built-in, implicit needFor discretion and subjective judgement But that doesn't hold up … Continue reading Licensed To Party →

Court Mondays

I had the second eviction hearing today! So the landlord and his wife did not comply with any of the instructions issued by the judge in the first hearing! They had failed to get a witness statement from the council. Instead what they got was a letter from the council. They hadn't realised that 'witness … Continue reading Court Mondays →

Second Eviction Court Hearing

I have my second court hearing tomorrow to see if I am able to get the eviction notice cancelled. The landlord has had seven weeks to get a written testimony from the council to support the argument that the council served me with the correct version of the How To Rent booklet (on behalf of … Continue reading Second Eviction Court Hearing →

7 More Weeks

17th January to 31st January = 2 weeks,February = 4 weeks exactly,Then 1 more week, That's 7 weeks until my new court hearing date, March 7th!!! 😂😂😂 What did I say? Probably bought 6 more weeks. I got 7! Jackpot. Boeing 777 🌪

Legal Porn

I went to the court today, still wondering if the solicitor would be there (no contact since December 24th) but I couldn't bring myself to be the one who emailed since he has to be professional enough to do that if necessary. We had our prior arrangements and unless I hear otherwise I always stick … Continue reading Legal Porn →

Could I Sue My Landlord? 🤔

The landlord came round today, as they've done many times lately with housemate F moving out (they're always back and forth for a week after anybody leaves), and I happened to notice the camera notifications just after returning to my room and lying down on the bed. Firstly I was uneasy at just how close … Continue reading Could I Sue My Landlord? 🤔 →

The Pre-Vindication I Needed

This was the letter (extracts from) I received from the lawyer after my initial appointment and before the letter from the court giving me a hearing date: It all made for great reading, even before finding out that I had a hearing date 😄. So the success comes down to whether the letting agent or … Continue reading The Pre-Vindication I Needed →