They thought that bit belonged to nobody,And that we wanted it,But actually, we didn't care less,So long as it was a democracy; So they thought they'd just take that bit back,As if it was something to be claimed,The 'borderlands',That bit down there,Otherwise known as just Ukraine 🇺🇦; So that is why it should be known … Continue reading Kyiv Not Kiev
Should've,Could've,Would've…everybody, ever Yeah, yeah…Would've,Should've,Could've,…But you didn't.everybody's manager I've been searching the ether for additional possibilities to this common expression,(Because I like collections and sets),And discovered a possible fourth one— Goa'uld've (i.e. aliens have done it); Example usage: Yeah whatever mate…Should've,Could've,Would've,Goa'uld've,…But none of that is of any use to me, is it?—So fahck off back to … Continue reading Fourth Literary Dimension?
Rest In Peace,The word 'than',And how much longer,Before you're officially outdated? I saw the warning signs,Early on,Back in the beginnings of the internet, I saw the warning signs,Early on,When it was still but an inconsequential blunder, But then I noticed…The gathering momentum,Usage slipped from blunder towards intention,And we'd crossed a key milestone,On the road to … Continue reading Goodbye, Than
There are certain situations,In which we cease to become people,And we become…Individuals! Those selfish individuals!Discordant individuals!!Those individuals who're struggling with their mental health!!Individual wankers!!The lot of them!!The great anonymous, homogeneous, isotropic,Amorphous multitude of them!! Put in our place,Centre-stage in a ghastly, sweltering hodgepodge mass of—Filthy,Little…Indi-vid-yoo-ahllss! ⚰️⚰️⚰️🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿 🌪
Euphemisms everywhere,So many words, slightly off-limits... It's a bit creepy,To be honest! 🌪