Silly Spider Season

Spiders can now meet up to 30 humans indoors,From two different households, And up to seven other spiders,From tenΒΉ different households,β€”As long as they are wearing face coverings. New confusing and terrifying government guidance issued,As we enter summer spider season. πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ•· Will they listen?No. ΒΉ I just plucked these numbers out of the air! πŸŒͺ

Major Black Swannage

November 2020,A highly-fertile flock of black swans has crash-landed shortly after take-off in Hubei Province, China; Not long afterwards, black swan ducklings begin to hatch,And just as they reach full plumage… New Year leads to increased global travel,As friends and family members reunite to celebrate; Within two weeks,A SARS-like virus which is highly infectious amongst … Continue reading Major Black Swannage