Spiders can now meet up to 30 humans indoors,From two different households, And up to seven other spiders,From tenΒΉ different households,βAs long as they are wearing face coverings. New confusing and terrifying government guidance issued,As we enter summer spider season. π·π·π·π·π¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦π·π·π·π· Will they listen?No. ΒΉ I just plucked these numbers out of the air! πͺ
Tag: Infection
Major Black Swannage
November 2020,A highly-fertile flock of black swans has crash-landed shortly after take-off in Hubei Province, China; Not long afterwards, black swan ducklings begin to hatch,And just as they reach full plumageβ¦ New Year leads to increased global travel,As friends and family members reunite to celebrate; Within two weeks,A SARS-like virus which is highly infectious amongst … Continue reading Major Black Swannage
Caution Conspiracy C**ts!/Careful Cutting!
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Very Cross-Purposes
Nowβ could you please try to list,As many people as possible...Whom you've had close contact with,Over the last few days? Well,I usually work from home,You see,So I rarely see anyone,But yesterdayβI was in this giant snaking queue for masks,βThere were hundreds of people in it...You should've seen it! πͺ
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