I'm surprised that this doesn't exist yet,Could be one for the Dragon's Den,But, Shakespearemint gum,Would be an awesome invention! Rather than freshening your breath,It freshens your vocabulary,So that when you're a little stuck with writing,Or simply tounge-tied, in real life,You pop in a stick of Shakespeare,And, suddenly,You're the world's best speaker/talker/writer/bullshitter! Ok boomer. 🌪