Goodbye, Than

Rest In Peace,The word 'than',And how much longer,Before you're officially outdated? I saw the warning signs,Early on,Back in the beginnings of the internet, I saw the warning signs,Early on,When it was still but an inconsequential blunder, But then I noticed…The gathering momentum,Usage slipped from blunder towards intention,And we'd crossed a key milestone,On the road to … Continue reading Goodbye, Than

Failed Shopping Trips

Set out to go to Tesco,It's got the late-opening pharmacy, An hour to go before close,Moving along briskly in the cool air of evening; Alas, main road still closed,Because of Mr. Stabby!(And I didn't know the shortcut); Turned around, came home,Charged back up the scooter,Set out to go to Asda,(Open until midnight)… But I shoulda … Continue reading Failed Shopping Trips