And so I go in search of silence,To find the right environment, Oh, to live away from town,Perhaps just on the edges, —In some quiet place, on a cul-de-sac,And away from all the d***heads! I'm just excited by the thrill of a new category,Now,Lol 😆. 🌪
Why can my housemates,Never empty a bin?As far as they're concerned,Everything must be overflowing...Why? 🌪
Whilst hiding in my room,From my screaming housemate and his hoodlums,My other housemate was screaming,For a different reason... And she came into the kitchen,Crying and in pieces,With a bruise to show,–– her boyfriend had hit her; With a past of abusive partners,And after a long hiatus,She’d finally allowed herself to try,–– For this guy’s alright; … Continue reading What Just Happened
Instantaneously,On geological scales,It happened suddenly,With no warning at all, A colossal calamity,Of fire and fury,Killed 90%,Of all biodiversity; Worse even,Than the K-T event––‘Good’ for mammalians,But killed T-Rex; The next event,Could be about to happen...— The worst, ever,Mass-extinction.
Got a house full of monkeys,Whooping and screaming,I don’t know how they make that sound,And I don’t want to find out; Thought now would be a good time,To try the headphones out,But, of course,They’ve just gone fla–– “AHHHH HWAAA HHWWWWAAAHH!!!”,”YAAAAAHA HA HAAAAA!!!!”,BOom, Irradiated by horrific sounds,Silence...Interrupted by––Sudden and sporadic high-pitched explosions; I’m stuck in here, … Continue reading House Full Of Monkeys
I thought I heard a missile go past,So I ducked and covered,But,It was just a car,Going very fast. #sensory-overload #dickheads 🌪