Cynicism Central

Captain's children Constructed cuddly caricature Curating carefully Conceived consultancy companies Copiously collected charitable commoners' cash Charities channelled contributions… Cynically compensating Concealed cause; Custard creams Cuban cigars Cashing crisp cheques Combibing champagne Chuffed-up chunder-chuggers, celebrated characters Comely countryphiles 'Came Classist coprolites;  'Course, carelessly contracted covid… churlish charade completed Classic capitalism Ceased Caring πŸ₯². πŸŒͺ

Twelve Parties

Or ten or thirteen depending on who's counting; Stop the count!Stop the cunt; But…but wouldn't they all have to resign!? As they should,And should have done years ago,For the multitudes of examples of exactly the same thing, So don't be fooled, there's nothing remarkable,It is, however, more visible,And fun to see them squirm,(Though also genuinely … Continue reading Twelve Parties

That ClichΓ©d Covid Speech

I think we've all come to realise,During these past few months…The true value of face-to-face interaction, πŸ€”πŸ˜ As well as those other things in our lives which are important,And those which aren't, πŸ€”πŸ˜ And as a society we've been forced to confront… and to understand,Just how fragile our sense of normality,Even our mortality,And all of … Continue reading That ClichΓ©d Covid Speech


Coronavirus creeping,Companies caving,Capitalists crying,Countries censoring; Cryptic calls creating chaotic confusion,Clowns, constantly contradicting, Celebrity cameos comprising composted clichΓ©s,Catacombs containing calcified crap; Cacophony, cringe,Comparison, chiding,Coded condescension,Candied colloquialisms, Clocks clicking,Cadavers collecting,C**ts cohorting,Cynics cracking! πŸŒͺ

Mainstream News Porn

Have you seen it?You know what I'm talking about, Literally throbbing with excitement,Flushed red with opportunity, Absolutely loving it,Erecting endless stories; Amplify everything,Skew it for maximum drama, Then attempt to get your leg over,Onto your mightily high horse; Fuck off,Mainstream news,Your glee is so transparent, Come, one and all,Watch my LIVE show!I'm going all out,Just … Continue reading Mainstream News Porn