Did you implement your height restriction?I hope you didn't let just anybody in! Did your designers do too good of a job?I hope you checked their qualifications! Did you forget to run the software simulation? Come on,I used to play Theme Park World on the computer,And even then I'd test-ride my rollercoasters first,I didn't want … Continue reading Rollercoasters Of Death
Tag: Coronavirus
April Fπ¦ π¦ ls
April fools!Coronavirus is real,Hundreds of thousands of Americans will die... This will be the most incredible prank,Of all time ladies and gentlemen,Incredible! πͺ
The Great Levelling
Joy of joys,The curves are flattening,Bending to our will! Patience, patience,And the peoples' discipline,Are starting to look rewarded! (Sorry if you live in USA). Photo by Aditya Chinchure on Unsplash πͺ
Lockdown And Testing
With half of the infected,Presenting asymptomatic,And the asymptomatic,Spreading the infection, Then, short of a vaccine,We know,That lockdown and exhaustive testing,Is the only combination working. But work it does...π. BBC Science Hour β Covid -19, are you carrying the virus?BBC Inside Science β Coronavirus - Lockdown efficacy; viral testing; surface survivalGlobal research on coronavirus πͺ
Would You Rather?
Would you ratherβ βBe working in a supermarket,βBe a delivery driver,βBe anybody working in a hospital, witnessing death, exposing yourself to infection, working an inhumane amount, with not enough equipment, Or, βStay indoors? π€? I fucking applaud all of those people out there,Working on the frontlines,Taking abuse,And keeping us safe π, The rest of us … Continue reading Would You Rather?
Saturday Night Fever
Enjoy it,You selfish bastards. πͺ
Busy Streets
Why so many people,Mingling in the streets? Everything seems to be,Almost as busy as normal...π€·ββοΈ Photo de Luis Quintero provenant de Pexels πͺ
Refocusing
The time of being angry at panic-buyers,I've realised,Is over, The problem is happening,And we need to find solutions; Whilst all the focus has been on isolation,And doing nothing,I do fear that people-in-need may be overlooked; One group we must protect in particular,Are the health-workers,Whom are no doubt (and evidently) so rushed off their feet,That they're … Continue reading Refocusing
Readiness In The Community
Think about being ready,To donate food to charities, This is a problem of feeding everyone,Not just ourselves and our families; We need to problem-solve together,Even whilst some will work against us, The government may step in, sooner or later,ButβThey'll be one or two weeks behind,They've genuinely got a lot on their plate; I think full-on … Continue reading Readiness In The Community
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