Fight Response

Whenever the benefits advisor warns me that the Work Capability Assessment process might take agesβ€” e.g. getting the Jobcentre work coach to actually arrange one, then getting a form, then getting an assessment date, then finally getting a decisionβ€” I always respond that it's fine with me, and I don't mind, because it's 'extra time'. … Continue reading Fight Response

A Concerning Detail

I received a weird response from the benefits advisor after emailing him this week to double-check that he's still ok to come to the Work Capability Assessment next Tuesday morning. Considering the fact that he wasn't able to come to my first one back in February 2020 (which went against me), and his subsequent emphatic … Continue reading A Concerning Detail

The Next Labour Governmentβ„’

They only went and did itThe Next Labour Governmentβ„’Invested so much money into our countryEnabled world-beating scientific breakthroughsThey've unleashed hell and created causal ambiguityThey've gone back in time and meddled in economicsInstigated the current recessionWhich will lead to our downfall in the next General Election landslide victoryFor themAll for themThey've broken the continuity of the … Continue reading The Next Labour Governmentβ„’

Prime Minischnau

Elle va dans les annales de l'histoireEt dans l'histoire des animauxComme la premiΓ¨re chienne schnauzer naine femelleQui a atteinte la position de Prime MinischnauEt servi pour deux termes cΓ©lΓ¨bres et mΓ©morables. She goes down in the annals of historyAnd in the history of animalsAs the first female mini schnauzer dogTo have reached the position of … Continue reading Prime Minischnau