Parliament Leaks

Lots of drips on the back-benchesDissolve parliament! Damp members laying on the sob storyWet blankets piled on the floor Something in Parliament is rottenThe roof is caving inTrickle-down economics just isn't workingEven the chamber is crying Tory showerTaking the pissDeckchairs on the titanicSinking shipRatsRatsRats The drip, drip, drip of Cuntservative mis-management has officially became a … Continue reading Parliament Leaks →

Badged In Dishonour

SUVs and Land Rovers in blackAre always the most aggressiveTwats Accelerating towards you for no reason at allImparting all that momentum to their precious tons of metal They expect you to move out of the way by defaultIn situations where you have right of wayAnd when you don't, you hold your lineThey're forced to dart … Continue reading Badged In Dishonour →

Oven Of ’22

Bloody hellIt's hotThe great 'oven' of '22 I won't lieI've always found extreme weather excitingEven though obviously undesirable;I think we all feel that with things like thunderstorms But at least today you can't use the typical British qualifierOf unbearable humidity, making it hotter;The air's dry as a desert; Out of the sun, it's still bearableBut … Continue reading Oven Of ’22 →

Problem-Solving The Drain With Metacognition

I unblocked the drain! That's one of the issues fixed. I said I'd fixed it before but only temporarily it turned out. Running the new washing machine seemed to have blocked it up completely. When at the supermarket looking for more vinegar I came across 'drain cleaner'. See this is how my brain works. I … Continue reading Problem-Solving The Drain With Metacognition →

‘Guilty’ Is Such A Loaded Term

Minister for schoolsDenies eating live babyOn Breakfast TV The government minister for schools has denied eating a live baby live on BBC Breakfast TV. Live, on Breakfast TVAn actual government ministerHas denied eating an actual live babyLiveOn Breakfast TV; We take accusations of this nature very seriouslyThe matter will be thoroughly investigated internally It is … Continue reading ‘Guilty’ Is Such A Loaded Term →

Transitory

He watched the moonPass across its faceExisting freely in space for a moment, far above the Earth's surfaceHe saw another shot at life; But you let those forces perturb youSapping your energyDisrupting the firmamentThe noise and the confusion were just too much! The world was never good enoughMaybe a privileged fabricationFor the rich detritus of … Continue reading Transitory →

Single Point Of Failure

I've been moving bit by bitCar load by car load It was the worst timing to get help with movingSince Salvation Army work Tuesday to Saturday and their van wasn't available on SaturdayAnd my friend had to visit a friend a day earlierBecause of Tory rail strikes But the good thing was that I had … Continue reading Single Point Of Failure →

Rudderless And They Privatised The Lifeboats

They insulted us With 'Operation Save Big Dog' They're now going to need 'Operation Raise The Titanic' However What they've got is more like 'Operation Sink The Bismarck' And they can all get themselves to fuck. Image by Thomas Skirde from Pixabay 🌪

A Time For Protest

It's the first summer Jubilee evening,And there's lots of people about, But I'm sitting here at home,Just hoping,It chucks it down all weekend; There has never been a better time,To be angry at the rich, powerful and privileged,Abusers, narcissists, taking us for fools,All the while thinking they're untouchable; One can only hope,That it's a total … Continue reading A Time For Protest →

And He Let Her In 🐕‍🦺

You're a little MistyAnd you're so wriggly Up there in heavenHaving your belly scratchedBy the hand of God; She barked once, at the gateAnd someone said"Can you let Misty in?"And God himself opened the gatesAnd let the Misty in. 🌪