Space To Be You

The International
Committee on
Mouth Noises
Has sided with
The UK's
Labour Party
Over plans to
Place convicted slockers
Low-Earth orbit;

I wasn’t going to vote Labour in the next General Election but this single issue might sway me.

Under the plans
Labour estimates
Up to thirty percent
Of the UK's population
Could end up in
Low-Earth orbit
By 2030;

Labour claims
This would also ease
The housing crisis;

Labour's "Slockers To Space" policy
Could see tougher sentences
For public broadcasters
Convicted of slocking and
Other mouth

In space no one can hear you s l o c k.


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