The Next Labour Government™

They only went and did it
The Next Labour Government™
Invested so much money into our country
Enabled world-beating scientific breakthroughs
They’ve unleashed hell and created causal ambiguity
They’ve gone back in time and meddled in economics
Instigated the current recession
Which will lead to our downfall in the next General Election landslide victory
For them
All for them
They’ve broken the continuity of the global wave-function
Created irreconcilable loops in space-time and conscious processes
Deformed reality into a disjointed downward spiral of dysfunction
The Next Labour Government™
Has allowed the poors an education
The Next Labour Government™
Has allowed scientific research to flourish
The Next Labour Government™
Has allowed the Time Machine to exist
All Labour and no Tory makes Keir an exceedingly dull boy
All Labour and no Tory makes Keir an exceedingly dull boy
All Labour and no Tory makes Keir an exceedingly dull boy.

…And is The Next Labour Government™ in the room with us now?

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