Lots of drips on the back-benches
Dissolve parliament!
Damp members laying on the sob story
Wet blankets piled on the floor
Something in Parliament is rotten
The roof is caving in
Trickle-down economics just isn’t working
Even the chamber is crying
Tory shower
Taking the piss
Deckchairs on the titanic
Sinking ship
Rats
Rats
Rats
The drip, drip, drip of Cuntservative mis-management has officially became a flood!
MPs trying to enter the chamber were turned away as staff got to work on a clean-up operation, including laying out buckets to catch drips around the green benches.
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I love this creative writing!
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Haha, thanks! Unfortunately it’s not creative π. The last sentence is a quote from the news a few weeks ago, and there were too many appropriate puns for the situation βΉοΈ.
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