Lots of drips on the back-benches
Damp members laying on the sob story
Wet blankets piled on the floor
Something in Parliament is rotten
The roof is caving in
Trickle-down economics just isn’t working
Even the chamber is crying
Taking the piss
Deckchairs on the titanic
The drip, drip, drip of Cuntservative mis-management has officially became a flood!
MPs trying to enter the chamber were turned away as staff got to work on a clean-up operation, including laying out buckets to catch drips around the green benches.
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I love this creative writing!
Haha, thanks! Unfortunately it’s not creative 😭. The last sentence is a quote from the news a few weeks ago, and there were too many appropriate puns for the situation ☹️.