‘Guilty’ Is Such A Loaded Term

𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐 Poem, Thoughts July 8, 2022July 9, 2022 1 Minute

Minister for schools
Denies eating live baby
On Breakfast TV

The government minister for schools has denied eating a live baby live on BBC Breakfast TV.

Live, on Breakfast TV
An actual government minister
Has denied eating an actual live baby
Live
On Breakfast TV;

We take accusations of this nature very seriously
The matter will be thoroughly investigated internally

It is our responsibility to ensure that the ministerial code of conduct is at all times
Followed at all times
It is imperative that we uphold such standards in public life

As such, we will guarantee the British public that
Any and all babies eaten live on live TV
Are in fact first boiled live on live TV
Prior to be being eaten
Live on TV.

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Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional trauma— usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people. View all posts by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐

Published July 8, 2022July 9, 2022

4 thoughts on “‘Guilty’ Is Such A Loaded Term”

Cassa Bassa says:

July 9, 2022 at 11:48 am

It’s absurdly scary.

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1. 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐 says:
  
  July 9, 2022 at 12:59 pm
  
  Yup crazy how such people receive the support they do. Less now but still too many and the damage has been done.
  
  Now one has raised their middle finger to a crowd of the public whilst walking into number 10. Not a care in the world as they’ve become so comfortable with the support they get.
  
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2. 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐 says:
  
  July 9, 2022 at 1:02 pm
  
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3. 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐 says:
  
  July 9, 2022 at 1:10 pm
  
  The same person pretending to care about people:
  
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