Minister for schools
Denies eating live baby
On Breakfast TV
The government minister for schools has denied eating a live baby live on BBC Breakfast TV.
Live, on Breakfast TV
An actual government minister
Has denied eating an actual live baby
On Breakfast TV;
We take accusations of this nature very seriously
The matter will be thoroughly investigated internally
It is our responsibility to ensure that the ministerial code of conduct is at all times
Followed at all times
It is imperative that we uphold such standards in public life
As such, we will guarantee the British public that
Any and all babies eaten live on live TV
Are in fact first boiled live on live TV
Prior to be being eaten
Live on TV.
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It’s absurdly scary.
Yup crazy how such people receive the support they do. Less now but still too many and the damage has been done.
Now one has raised their middle finger to a crowd of the public whilst walking into number 10. Not a care in the world as they’ve become so comfortable with the support they get.
The same person pretending to care about people: