‘Guilty’ Is Such A Loaded Term

Minister for schools
Denies eating live baby
On Breakfast TV

The government minister for schools has denied eating a live baby live on BBC Breakfast TV.

Live, on Breakfast TV
An actual government minister
Has denied eating an actual live baby
Live
On Breakfast TV;

We take accusations of this nature very seriously
The matter will be thoroughly investigated internally

It is our responsibility to ensure that the ministerial code of conduct is at all times
Followed at all times
It is imperative that we uphold such standards in public life

As such, we will guarantee the British public that
Any and all babies eaten live on live TV
Are in fact first boiled live on live TV
Prior to be being eaten
Live on TV.

πŸŒͺ

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