Say Please

Fuck you I can no longer make that runway!
I’m going to have to ditch!!


RS 1987, please don’t be rudeβ€”

Alert the coastguard!!

…Say please, RS 1987,

Please alert the goddamn-motherfucking-coastguard now!!!
ARRRRrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Over and oβ€”


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…M-my god,
I’m s-so glad to see you…th-thank you, thank you!!

…What is your name?

My name…
…
…Is Robin Smith.


CAPTAIN ROBIN SMITH FOUND ALIVE AFTER 1,987 DAYS AT SEA!!

Questions raised after inquiry into botched handling of emergency call by air traffic controllers!!!


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