Say Please

𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐 Anxiety, Poem December 21, 2021December 21, 2021 1 Minute

Fuck you I can no longer make that runway!
I’m going to have to ditch!!

RS 1987, please don’t be rude—

Alert the coastguard!!

…Say please, RS 1987,

Please alert the goddamn-motherfucking-coastguard now!!!
ARRRRrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Over and o—

…
…
…

…M-my god,
I’m s-so glad to see you…th-thank you, thank you!!

…What is your name?

My name…
…
…Is Robin Smith.

CAPTAIN ROBIN SMITH FOUND ALIVE AFTER 1,987 DAYS AT SEA!!

Questions raised after inquiry into botched handling of emergency call by air traffic controllers!!!

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I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional trauma— usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people. View all posts by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐

Published December 21, 2021December 21, 2021

4 thoughts on “Say Please”

endorsum says:

December 21, 2021 at 3:14 pm

Excellent survival skills Captain Smith! 😀

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1. 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 ☄️ says:
  
  December 21, 2021 at 3:57 pm
  
  Thanks! 🤠 Brother’s Campfire would be proud.
  
  You should see my beard now lol. Interview coming shortly.
  
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Hetty Eliot says:

December 22, 2021 at 1:53 am

That IS just the sort of thing that would happen to you.

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1. 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 ☄️ says:
  
  December 22, 2021 at 3:15 am
  
  Oh this one wasn’t metaphorical! 😂😂
  
  So you’d be dead right 😉.
  
  This was a fun way to express this theme :D. Got to do some more.
  
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