I can literally see a runway off to my right!
Ok, stand by for vector…
Turn left heading two-niner-zero, maintain flight level one-hundred,
And free to use any runway, yeah?
How many souls on board?
I repeat this is a Mayday!
Negative RS 1987, maintain holding pattern,
All runways are currently occupied,
But I have a fuel leak and I’m almost out of fuel!!
Runways are closed for repairs,
There is another runway ten miles East of your position, stand by for vector,
Fuck you I can no longer make that runway!
I’m going to have to ditch!!