Spiralling downwards towards the dark abyss, The overthink alarm was chirping in my cockpit:
Too low, terrain, Pull up, pull up, Too low, Sink rate, Sink rate, Overthink, Pull up!!
I called in a mayday, And do you know what they said?
There’s ah a runway available hundreds of miles away, With an ocean and ah a storm in-between, Outside of your uhβ¦fuel limit, And you’ll have to land ahβ¦downwind, over.
But, butβ¦there’s one closerβ¦
Nope, I repeatβRS 1987 you are not cleared to land! Over!