Up On The Gallows: PART 2

Could you guys make room for a third up there?
That’s it…shuffle along!

(Can I just grab an extra stool, please? Thanks),
Just plop yourself on there…that’s it;

Rightβ€” any last words!?
Landlord, you first…

I…I…n-n-need to m-m-make a phone call!

And who would you like to call?

The c-c-council!

Ok…it’s ringing and on speaker…

He’s growing weed! He’s growing weeeeβ€”

GALLUMP!


Ok, next? Letting agent?

You…You…you bastard!!!
You owe us Β£42.15 a month AND you’re going to have to pay a lump sum service fβ€”

GALLUMP!


And lastly, but by no means whatsoever leasty,
(No, actually least),
We have…Hetty Elliot’s boss!!

HETTY!? THE LAZY, WHINING B****!
HAS SHE FINISHED THE STOCK-TAKING YET?
TELL HER TO HURRY THE Fβ€”

GALLUMP!

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Image by Wolfgang Eckert from Pixabay

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