Landlord, hiβ
What are you doing here?
First time?
Wh-whβ¦what?
He’s had me up here already,
But do you know what he did?
β¦What??
He shipped me here to Mars,
Butβ¦why, why are we here!?
Lower gravity;
In one-third gravity your body weight alone is not enough to break your neck,
So you choke to death, slowly.
(You would choke instantly anyway, since there’s no air,
But of course I put them in an oxygen-rich habitation dome ππ).
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I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :).
Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ usually with an optimistic slant.
My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.
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That’s one way to escape.
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Escape? π€
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Oxygen is important, he thinks before the end… π
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Indeed. And manners, and plants ππ·
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And a few other things (he has a very lot of time to think ππ€).
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oh, it doesn’t hurt to think π€
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Exactly!! ππ
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π goo night!
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Bonno nacho
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ahahahah! π
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Whoops hang on lol
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yes
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π€£
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Bueno nacho (or however you say it π).
(I accidentally pressed send lol).
Buona notte π
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grazie, you too π
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Do you have room for my boss?
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YES! We’ll squeeze him into part 2 π
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Her, Robin…. She’s a legend.
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Oh yes, you’re right! Well done! I’m still new to your blog π .
That daft pretentious womanβ¦!
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I shall have to study your posts for inspiration, hahaβ¦
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