I’ve Been To An Alternate Reality

Notwithstanding the fact that I’ve already been to the future of the current reality,
And seen that England will first win the European Championship in 2072,
I’ve also popped into an alternate reality where England in fact win itโ€ฆ
This weekend;

I’m here to warn why it must be so that England will lose this match against Italyโ€”

If England were to win the European championship, in the current state of society,
City centres all over England will be absolutely trashed;

Can you imagine it?
I can all-too-easily imagine it,
Beaches get trashed for much less on sunny afternoons,

Whereasโ€ฆin 2072,
All city centres will already be trashed,
Then the First World Climate War will wipe most of them out :).

(Yes, there’s a second, unfortunately. At least a second, I daren’t go farther ahead than that! At least not until the First Alien Colonisation, then things start to get better apparently. So a fellow time-traveller told me).


14 thoughts on “I’ve Been To An Alternate Reality

      1. we have been producing wine since Roman times!
        Now we have become better and instead of selling our reds from South Italy to the French to make their wines stronger, we keep them and improve the productions. we have very strict rules on the belonging of the grapes to the production area and on the bottling of the wine. I live in an area called Franciacorta and we specialize in the production of the “classic method” (that of champagne).


      2. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

        I’ve now just watched it at last!! I couldn’t watch it after 10 mins because the video stream or my internet connection couldn’t handle the traffic. I eventually just watched a movie then watched it when it was replayed, hours later because the game was so long!

        Wow that was the stupidest way to lose a match I’ve ever seen ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Worst penalties I’ve ever seen. Completely bottled it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

        Back to reality now! At least reality hasn’t broken down :). I did sayโ€ฆ2072 ๐Ÿ˜‰.

        Congratulations on 2020!! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ†โšฝ๏ธ

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