Notwithstanding the fact that I’ve already been to the future of the current reality,
And seen that England will first win the European Championship in 2072,
I’ve also popped into an alternate reality where England in fact win it…
I’m here to warn why it must be so that England will lose this match against Italy—
If England were to win the European championship, in the current state of society,
City centres all over England will be absolutely trashed;
Can you imagine it?
I can all-too-easily imagine it,
Beaches get trashed for much less on sunny afternoons,
All city centres will already be trashed,
Then the First World Climate War will wipe most of them out :).
(Yes, there’s a second, unfortunately. At least a second, I daren’t go farther ahead than that! At least not until the First Alien Colonisation, then things start to get better apparently. So a fellow time-traveller told me).