I’ve been to the future,
I know when England are next going to win the Euros,
And the World Cup;
At each stop I had to figure out how to use the technology of the day to check the results,
But stopping every 2 years helped greatly with that,
…At least until the bionic 60s,
Then the Great Reset helped with that;
Are you ready…?
England will next win the Euros in 2072,
Beating Switzerland in the final,
And…eleven years after being beaten by Scotland in the 2086 World Cup¹,
Will take the World Cup in 2097 (suspended for 7 years due to the Climate Wars),
Beating Greenland on penalties at the Blast Crater Stadium²;
¹ Scotland would achieve the feat of winning the World Cup before England next managed it.
² England would only win the World Cup again once half of the world’s nations had been wiped out.