Thank god for Argos,
Great British institution,
Who did not raise their price for weights during the pandemic,
Whilst others, sticking strictly to the capitalistic line,
Capitalised by hundreds of percents’ worth through the increased pandemic-times demand;
Of course, Argos were out of stock the whole time,
But now they are not!! 😲
And they have my service 👍.
Now I can become The Thing,
And nobody can stop me mwahahaha!