Things Not To Say In A Trial On The Witness Stand

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Could you pleaseβ€” for the juryβ€” identify the timestamp in the top-right hand corner of exhibit 81?

Yesβ€” I believe that’s half past beer o’clock, sir.

…And are you board certified?

I dunno mate but I’m certified f***ing bored!! πŸ₯±πŸ˜΄

Let’s say, as a hypothetical example, that the judge was being verbally aggressive towards me, and I responded by attempting to physically restrain the judge. Would that be a reasonable use of force?

Yes.

…It would?

Ayeβ€” judge is a prick, sir.

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I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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