Things Not To Say In A Trial On The Witness Stand

Could you pleaseβ€” for the juryβ€” identify the timestamp in the top-right hand corner of exhibit 81?

Yesβ€” I believe that’s half past beer o’clock, sir.


…And are you board certified?

I dunno mate but I’m certified f***ing bored!! πŸ₯±πŸ˜΄


Let’s say, as a hypothetical example, that the judge was being verbally aggressive towards me, and I responded by attempting to physically restrain the judge. Would that be a reasonable use of force?

Yes.

…It would?

Ayeβ€” judge is a prick, sir.


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