Dad I Think It’s The End Times

Poem 1 Minute

It’s the twenty-first century and humanity’s gone batshit crazy,
There’s a viral epidemic becoming unstoppably endemic,

wE NeEd tO Be cLeAr tHeRe iS No mEaT iN ThE vAcCinE,
wE NeEd tO Be cLeAr tHeRe iS No mEaT iN ThE vAcCinE,

An irreversible infection,
For which there’s no known vaccination,

TheRe Is nO MeAt In tHe vAcCiNe,
tHeRe iS No pOrK iN tHe VaCcInE,
wE NeEd tO Be cLeAr tHeRe iS No mEaT iN ThE vAcCinE,

Dad…all those old stars up there in the Galaxy,
So much time, so many possibilities,
And we have to be around this one;
How come aliens are not already here?

Well…
It could be that when a civilisation reaches a certain stage of technological advancement,
Such as attaining nuclear weapons,
…It could be that some of them simply wipe themselves out;

If only they knew the truth,
If only they knew the truth!

wE NeEd tO Be cLeAr tHeRe iS No MEAT iN ThE VACCINE!!!!!!!

“We need to be clear and make people realise there is no meat in the vaccine, there is no pork in the vaccine, it has been accepted and endorsed by all the religious leaders”

If you stick it in the George Foreman…all the fat will come out! πŸ™Œ

…Turns out I predicted this level of absurdity on the 8th December 😏:

πŸŒͺ

Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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