Oh No, It’s Mr. Oโ€ฆHo-Ho-Ho!

Ho-ho-ho!
This Christmasโ€ฆ
Come on down to a Mr. O outlet near you,
Where Mr. O’s Catering Company has all the supplies you need!

Whatever the compulsion,
Whatever your subtype,
We. have. the. solutions!
Mr. Oโ€” catering to obsessive compulsions since 1879!

โ€ฆAnd now, for 2020โ€ฆ
Kidsโ€” It’s time to say no to Santa’s Grottoโ€ฆ
And yes to Mr. O’s big fat O,
Our doors are gaping wideโ€ฆ

*Ahem*,
โ€ฆMr. O?

YES?

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

๐ŸŒช

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