Welcome back to my life,
I went back to the supermarket,
Got all my stuffβ¦
π€¦ββοΈ Oh yeah, the card!
(A nested ‘oh yeah’ this timeβ “Oh yeah ‘Oh yeah, the card!!'”),
“Excuse me I left my card here the other day⦔,
“β¦Oh we can’t check that until 8am”,
“Ah ok, sorry, I’ll have to leave this stuff here then”,
*disappoving face*
(YoU tHiNk YoU CaN jUsT WaLk In hErEβ¦),
Riding back through the rain,
It had been a fun mission, anyway,
Although a typical expenditure of effort,
Avoidable and to no purpose π;
You seeβ
Force of habit means I have to run through a rigid checklist each time,
Before leavingβ¦
When paying for thingsβ¦
And any change to the routine messes me up,
Because I have to run through these checklists to avoid even greater, more frequent and more costly mistakes!
Γ la Air Crash Investigation;
This is not good enough young man!
Your lassez-faire attitude needs revising,
Woe betide anybody who thinks this is acceptable behaviour!!!
Pan-pan, Pan-panβ¦
273 souls onboard,
Go aroundβ¦Go around!!!
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