Never Argue With A Hippopotamus

Poem, Silly 1 Minute

Middle figers and broken dewams,
Typopotamuses eating you alove,

A wat?

A middle figer, you know,
The one who stands in the middle making figs,
What the f**k did you think!?
You idiot!!!

And what’s a typopotamus when it’s at home?

It’s never at hime,
That’s the pint!

The pint of what? Like… Guiness?

The pint of the whole story as well as the pint of swamp-water!!

Well that’s a pint-and-a-half,
You are really messing with my mind!

πŸŒͺ

Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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