Little Pig

Little pig, little pig,
Let me come in!

No! This thing is rigged!

Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff,
And I’ll blow your White House down!

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Come on, D**ald,
Let somebody else have a go in the Wendy house now,
You’ve had your turn,

This is not fair! This is illegal!!

No. Seriously,
Out— now,
It’s Joe’s party and him and the girls are waiting,

…But I’m in the middle of Hungry HippoOoOs!!
And I’ve only had half my time!
All the other kids said it was OK!!

Only the ones you’ve bullied into saying so, D**ald…
Most of them think you’re a joke,

Most!!? Who’s counting??
Count again!!

OK, that’s it,
We’re dragging you out,

No!
NOOOOOO!!!!

For God’s sake your trousers are falling down,
You look pathetic…

This. Is. Not. Fair!!!!!!!!!
NoOoOooOoOoOooOoOoOooOoOoOooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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