Wakey wakey, sleepin’ beauty!
He’s having another fucking break!
I reckon you’ve used up all your holiday allowance by now!
Send us a postcard from Ibiza, won’t ya?
Are you a mechanic or a fucking Marine!?
If you go any slower, your tea might go fucking cold!
Pass us the left-handed spanner-straightener will ya son?
Get out of bed you fackin’ mug!

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