I am the GOAG,
The Greatest Of All Goats,
There’s no bleating about it,
For no one stands above me;

Whatever I put my horn to,
Whatever I put my hoof to…
Is automatically sprinkled with fairy dust,
As out of the depths of my humbled soul,
Comes an energy, a passion,
That cannot be quenched!

I’ve broken all records,
Climbed the highest mountains,
I’ve eaten all the grass,
I am the GOAG!

Photo by Martino Grua on Unsplash

And you’re gunna hear me roar…
No 😐.


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