Dad pulls up in the drive in his Nissan Qashqaiβ¦
Dad!
What are you doing?
The car is full of toilet paper!
Why?? The wave has passedβ
Fool me once,
Shame on you,
Fool me twice,
β¦Well, I may as well bend over and lube up!
Dad!! Fuck’s sake!
What the hell!?
Kids, I’m not being caught out again;
When the next pandemic happensβ
We.
Are going.
To beβ¦
Kings!!
β¦next pandemic happens after a novel rotavirus emerges with main symptoms of diarrhoea and vomitingβ¦
Kidsβ¦
I’m afraid we’re going to have to sell the house,
β¦
No one’s buying toilet paper and all of our money has gone into buying marked-up cough syrup and face masks through eBayβ¦
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Hahaha! πππ
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π super funny
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π hahaha! Thanks, great! Glad it worked out well π€£
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It did indeed.
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A super-mutant E. coli strain would truly bring the world to a standstill. There would be no need to mandate quarantine because people would be too busy competing for the toilet to even consider leaving home. At least a run on toilet paper would make sense in that situation!
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Hahaha! Very true. Except the toilet paper run therefore wouldn’t happen if it made sense π
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Very true!
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Nappies mandatory on public transport? π
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We’ll just have to live with it!
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Boris Johnson almost shits himself to death. As per usual, just more explosively!
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I would hope so!
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