Sounds In The Night

It’s alright,
It’s the middle of the night,
I don’t need those earphones,
I can use the looser ones!

It’s the middle of the night,
And it’s oh-so-silent,
I don’t need much sound insulation,
I’ll be alri—

mmmMWWWEEEHRRRN mmwWWEERRHHHRNRN GRGRHGHHH RHGRR GRGGHH GHHhHhRRRrrhhhhhhh

FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS,
—Oh,
Maybe not, then,
Jumped right out of my skin!

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Good thing was that the other day, on my second video call with the psychiatrist, a really loud motorbike went past. (I say ‘past’, but mostly they are going along the 40 mph road which crosses the end of mine, at way over the speed limit. There aren’t actually any speed cameras on it, and I really don’t understand why!). But I stopped mid-sentence and turned towards the window frozen in silence, waiting for the anger to pass. Then the psychiatrist expressed her shock at how loud it was, so that she could easily hear it. 🤦‍♂️

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