Silly Spider Season

Poem, Silly 1 Minute

Spiders can now meet up to 30 humans indoors,
From two different households,

And up to seven other spiders,
From tenΒΉ different households,
β€”As long as they are wearing face coverings.

New confusing and terrifying government guidance issued,
As we enter summer spider season.

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πŸ•·πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ•·
πŸ•·πŸ•·πŸ•·

Will they listen?
No.

ΒΉ I just plucked these numbers out of the air!

πŸŒͺ

Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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8 thoughts on “Silly Spider Season”

    1. Jumping spiders would be far worse than coronavirus!! Anything goes including nuclear war but not jumping spiders.

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    1. LOL xD.

      What the hell as in it’s too confusing to be funny, or it’s too crazy? Or you’re scared of spiders too?

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