Silly Spider Season

Spiders can now meet up to 30 humans indoors,
From two different households,

And up to seven other spiders,
From tenΒΉ different households,
β€”As long as they are wearing face coverings.

New confusing and terrifying government guidance issued,
As we enter summer spider season.

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Will they listen?
No.


ΒΉ I just plucked these numbers out of the air!

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8 thoughts on “Silly Spider Season

    1. Jumping spiders would be far worse than coronavirus!! Anything goes including nuclear war but not jumping spiders.

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    1. LOL xD.

      What the hell as in it’s too confusing to be funny, or it’s too crazy? Or you’re scared of spiders too?

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